Alright, so it’s Britney Spears in a bikini again, and while she does absolutely nothing for me, except maybe still make me want to throw up a little, the objective eye would concede that she looks decent in that pink bikini. Of course, then you look at the pictures in which her lipstick is smudged, [...]

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I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of seeing Sienna Miller in a bikini. I’m just hoping that this time, these Sienna Miller bikini pictures from her holiday in Ibiza mean we’ll actually get more Sienna Miller topless pictures. We didn’t get any Sienna nude pictures the last time she wore a bikini, and it [...]

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As you can tell by these Carla Bruni bikini pictures, the former Supermodel turned singer turned First Lady of France is one hot piece. And yes, I know that comment is the very definition of being politically incorrect, but would you look at that ass!

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Now this is what I’m talking about! No more wannabe “reality” stars, and Q-List talentless “actresses” posing for “candid” bikini pictures. These Heather Graham bikini pictures are the real thing. Not only is she a real actress, and a famous one at that, but she’s also ridiculously hot. And she’s not so desperate for attention [...]

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Here’s Aussie hottie / “actress” Sophie Monk in a bikini, doing the requisite “hey look at me, I’m a nobody, but I’m hot, and I’m wearing a bikini” “candid” shots. Yes, there’s nothing candid about these pictures, and it’s kind of pathetic that these “actresses” or so desperate for attention.

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You know what I like about Kristin Cavallari? She’s a lot more willing to get into a bikini than Lauren Conrad ever was. Take these Kristin Cavallari bikini pictures, for instance. Of course, Kristin probably would have done anything to get her career back on track, so I’m sure wearing a bikini everyday was just [...]

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I know it’s a been a while since Britney Spears was looking decent in a bikini, but it still does nothing for me. After all that crazy head shaving and vag flashing, it doesn’t matter how good her body gets, she can never be attractive again. Britney could do a full on brain transplant with [...]

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Do you remember Adrianne Curry? Of course you don’t! After all, that’s what happens to “reality” TV attention whores: They disappear. They also reappear from time to time in a vain effort to try and remind everyone that they actually exist. Such is the case for these Adrianne Curry bikini pictures. Who would have thought [...]

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Is there such a thing as too many bikini pictures? I don’t konw.  Sure, it gets repetitive, but so does every job, and frankly, I’d rather stare at Miranda Kerr bikini pictures all day than, well, pretty much any other job. And I bet you would too.

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After what seems like an eternity, the Jessica Alba bikini pictures are finally back, and she’s looking just as hot as ever! Okay, maybe not as hot as ever, but a solid 97% as hot. And after having a kid, that’s way better than we’d ever expect. Now, if she would maybe just smile once, [...]

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So, apparently, Katy Perry likes to hang out in a bikini while backstage at her concerts. At least that’s what she did this weekend at the Fontainbleu hotel in Miami where she apparently hosted an event called Katy Perry’s Pool Party. What I want to know is why I wasn’t invited!?

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Elisabetta Canalis is an Italian model and actress, but that’s not why I’m posting these Elisabetta Canalis bikini pictures. No, I’m posting these pictures becuase Elisabetta is George Clooney’s new girlfriend. Not bad. But honestly, I think Georgie-boy (that’s what I call him, we’re buds) can do better. Not that she doesn’t have one of [...]

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Oh man do I love the guys at FHM! Talk about giving us what we want: The hottest Eliza Dushku bikini pictures I think we’ve ever seen. No, it’s not rocket science, but honestly, you’d be surprised how often people get it wrong, so it’s great to see that FHM is still very much on [...]

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If there’s one thing Kelly Brook does really well, it’s wearing a bikini. And getting naked. Okay, two things, but right now I’m afraid that all I have are these Kelly Brook bikini pictures, and none of the naked stuff. Still, not bad, right?

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I know celebrity bikini pictures are pretty regular here, but every once in a while you get something pretty special, like these Jennifer Connelly bikini pictures from her vacation with her family in Bora Bora. Sure, it’s not the Jennifer Connelly of old when she was young, and super-stacked, but she still looks pretty damn [...]

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