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Alright, so it’s Britney Spears in a bikini again, and while she does absolutely nothing for me, except maybe still make me want to throw up a little, the objective eye would concede that she looks decent in that pink bikini. Of course, then you look at the pictures in which her lipstick is smudged, and it looks like she has a hairy lip, and you want to puke again, so it’s really hit or miss.
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I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of seeing Sienna Miller in a bikini. I’m just hoping that this time, these Sienna Miller bikini pictures from her holiday in Ibiza mean we’ll actually get more Sienna Miller topless pictures. We didn’t get any Sienna nude pictures the last time she wore a bikini, and it kind of pissed me off. Lets just hope that she decided to give her new boyfriend a glimpse at what he has in store. Though she’s probably done that already. Multiple times.
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If you needed any more proof that Playboy magazine has gone to complete shit, I present, for your viewing displeasure, the much hyped, and totally crap Heidi Montag “nude” pictures. Of course, the first thing you’ll notice is that Heidi Montag did not actually get naked. At least not in the way you’d expect from Playboy. I don’t know why you’d even want to see her disgusting fake breasts naked, but she’s keeping them covered, because she’s a annoying tease. Why Playboy didn’t kick her dumb ass to the curb the minute she said she wouldn’t pose nude is beyond me. I always thought Hugh Hefner had balls, but I guess that’s why he’s relying on the Viagra these days. And if Heidi’s ugly mug doesn’t scare you on it’s own, just wait till you see what they did to her face with all their Photoshop retouching. I didn’t think it was possible to make her look uglier (especially after all her plastic surgery), but these geniuses actually made it happen. Good job Playboy. You officially suck.
Wow… and I thought it was damn near impossible for Megan Fox to look any sexier than she already does. Here she is dropping jaws and inducing drooling at the Toronto Film Festival premiere of her new horror flick, Jennifer’s Body. Sweet Christmas, there’s no stopping this one, is there? She looks about 2.5 times hotter than the last time I saw her, which is hard to believe considering she looked 2.5 times hotter than the time before that. Oh, I can go on and on, but I’m going to shut up and get back to drooling. Have a good weekend boys and girls.
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Here are a couple shwingtastic Marisa Miller lingerie pictures from the Victoria’s Secret Fall Fashion 2009 volume 2 catalogue. I don’t know about you guys, but I will never get bored of seeing Marisa Miller show off her lovely curves in lingerie. Or swimsuits. Or skin-tight dresses, and jean shorts, and stockings, etc…
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Here’s Megan Fox looking downright mesmerizing in the September issue of Wonderland magazine. Wow, this is one amazing photoshoot. I mean, it’s easy to make Megan Fox look hot and sexy; after all, she is the hottest celebrity babe on the planet, right? But to actually make her look hot and sexy in an artful and imaginative photoshoot? I tip my hat. Of course, that very revealing dress helps quite a bit in the appeal of the photoshoot, but that’s beside the point. Hands down one of Megan’s best shoots.
I officially love Twitter. Because thanks to Twitter, and specifically SI editor MJ Day, we now have these amazing Bar Refaeli bikini pictures from behind the scenes of the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue! Also in these are a couple pictures of Brooklyn Decker, and two new as-yet-unidentified “rookies,” one of whom I’m very excited to see more, since she’s the one in the pink mesh swimsuit. Oh, and I now have three new favorite words. They are: Pink. Mesh. Swimsuit.
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Here’s cute little Hayden Panettiere doing something we haven’t seen her do in a while; mustering up some impressive cleavage. Actually, it looks like she’s flattening down more than mustering up, but that sounds too ironic when we’re talking about cleavage. Anyways, the point is that Hayden is crafting (ah, that’s better) some shwingtastic cleavage for the August issue of Sunday Mirror Magazine, and we thank everyone for that. Especially Hayden’s upper body strength.
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Here’s Megan Fox scorching up the pages of Cosmopolitan magazine’s October issue.
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Here’s a brand spanking new poster and a bunch of promo pics for Jennifer’s Body starring a very naughty and sexy looking Megan Fox. I gotta tell you, the people behind this movie are doing everything right to get everyone to run and see the flick. Megan Fox as a naughty school girl, sexy cheerleader, uninhibited prom queen, etc… The only thing missing is me and Megan alone in detention. I know that has nothing to do with the pictures, but it’s all I can think about right now. Cheers.
As you can tell by these Carla Bruni bikini pictures, the former Supermodel turned singer turned First Lady of France is one hot piece. And yes, I know that comment is the very definition of being politically incorrect, but would you look at that ass!
Now this is what I’m talking about! No more wannabe “reality” stars, and Q-List talentless “actresses” posing for “candid” bikini pictures. These Heather Graham bikini pictures are the real thing. Not only is she a real actress, and a famous one at that, but she’s also ridiculously hot. And she’s not so desperate for attention that she has to pose in her bikini. At least we think she isn’t. But we’ll give her the benefit of the doubt.
And yes, I do believe that Heather boyfriend is trying to sneak a peek down Heather’s bikini top…
Here’s Aussie hottie / “actress” Sophie Monk in a bikini, doing the requisite “hey look at me, I’m a nobody, but I’m hot, and I’m wearing a bikini” “candid” shots. Yes, there’s nothing candid about these pictures, and it’s kind of pathetic that these “actresses” or so desperate for attention.
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You know what I like about Kristin Cavallari? She’s a lot more willing to get into a bikini than Lauren Conrad ever was. Take these Kristin Cavallari bikini pictures, for instance. Of course, Kristin probably would have done anything to get her career back on track, so I’m sure wearing a bikini everyday was just the tip of the iceberg for what the producers of The Hills coulg have gotten out of her…
More Kristin Cavallari bikini pictures after the jump.
GQ has put out another sexy photoshoot, and this time it’s featuring the always stunning Sienna Miller.
